Nice Times with Caroline Goldfarb ✨



caroline / she / los angeles babyyyyyy (born and raised!!!) 

Tell us about yourself:

I'm an internet goddess (@officialseanpenn, heard of her??) turned professional TV writer! I've written for cool shows like Alone Together, The Late Late Show with James Corden, and I'm currently writing for a new TBS show called Chad (it will come out in May 2020).

I'm a textbook Aries, super fun life of the party!! Just ask Marta, she'll tell you. My hobbies include going to Costco at night and wandering the aisles (it's relaxing to me) and scamming big companies into giving me discounts. 


What are you proud about right now?

Right now??!? Well right now I'm drinking my iconic daily morning drink -- a homemade iced oat milk/almond milk latte.  I have this thing called an almond cow that I use to make homemade nut mylk and I have a fancy espresso machine I love (the Breville Barista Express) that I got on deep discount. So each morning when I drink my dream coffee drink I just give myself a little pat on the back for making it all happen. 

What was your first experience with weed?

OMG..... I just remember... Juicy Jays. Flavored, printed rolling papers. Those are so synonymous with me for high school. Thems shits illegal now. Who's got the plug? 

What do you like using? Any favorite brands?

Whatever Marta brings to my house! JK.... I'm currently so obsessed with BREEZ MINTS. The ones with 5mg per mint. It's like no calories, the perfect amount of THC, in a tiny little discreet package. With no weird "weed-y" taste. Big fan. Big freaking fan right here. 


What skincare products do you swear by?

Sorry not sorry, I do swear by Korean Skincare. I struggle real bad with hormonal acne, but K-beauty seems to calm it down and give me *~* that freakin' glow!~*~  Plus it's all appropriately priced, which is a plus. Shout out to the best K-beauty store in America, OO35MM! 

Products I'm currently loving are the Purito Centenella Green Level Safe SunscreenShark Sauce for hyperpigmentation, COSRX Advanced Snail 96 Mucin Power Essence for lightweight moisture, and Manyo Proxyl AC Rescue Ampoule


What do you admire most in your friends?

I love all my friends! I especially love my smart friends who can teach me things. I get off on people's engorged intellect! 

Favorite munchies?

OOoooh. I'm a gummy candy connoisseur. Right now I'm pretty addicted to the sour gummy bears by a company called Smart Sweets - they're delicious, high fiber, and only 3 grams of sugar per like 30 gummy bears, with no scary fake ingredients. I LOVE THEM. I go through bags and bags like crazy. 


If you're not feeling nice, what do you do?

I go work out! To quote Elle Woods, "Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't shoot their husbands." 


What's the advice you want to listen to more?

Don't eat after 10pm :( 

Dream presidential candidate in 2020?

Miss Elizabeth Warren bitches!!!!!!